How are Doctors like Rodeo Clowns?

How are Doctors like Rodeo Clowns?
I think maybe after you have been a doctor in Georgia for at least 10 years you are then qualified to  become a rodeo clown in the remainder of the United States. I base this observation on my personal encounters and actions I have seen to collaborate my findings. A rodeo clowns job is to protect help the cowboy or girl as the case may be, when he/she is down. Both seem to achieve their goals in the same fashion. They both seem to make a lot of noise and do a lot of senseless acts. A rodeo clown yells and runs in circles and act like a complete buffoon. In a seeming attempt to irritate the cowboy/girls impending problem (the charging bull), while waiting for someone else to in actuality to handle the problem. The doctor does the same by talking in circles and avoiding your problem while dispensing the most recent drugs that his favorite drug rep has provided.


I will go deeper into this theory as I continue this blog, if you have questions or comment feel free to contact me. If you happen to be a Georgia doctor and want to defend your honorable profession you can give it a shot but, it is my blog so you will lose!